I don't know why, but I just don't seem to have the energy for my midweek rides.
I've become a weekend warrior.
Couch potato.
I've lost my oomph!
Well, I was going to hit the road this afternoon except I remembered I had something to do so instead I went and got me a frozen pizza:
Okay that's not frozen.
Anymore.
Pop it in the gamma ray thingy for nine minutes and presto!
I mean voila!
I could eat a frozen pizza a day if it was healthy.
Even if it was unhealthy.
Maybe.
Anyways, I don't eat like the whole thing, I eat only the middle part and The Dog, he eats the crusts.
We got a sweetheart deal.
So anyways, instead of going out and burning some calories, I'm sitting here packing some on!
Whooo hoooo!
Sort of like the Anti-Ooomph!
Like Bizarro Superman.
Instead of being the Man of Steel, I'm like the Man of Bubble Wrap.
All soft and cushiony.
Or something.
While I was at the post office, the post office came to me and dropped this off:
Mmmmmmm.
Nothing beats a slice of pie and some good bicycle quotes.
Like this one:
"Never stop working on your weaknesses."
Mike McCarthy
Well, my weakness is pizza so lemme tell you, I'm training hard!
Damn! that slice made me work some muscle groups I didn't know existed!
I'm gonna be hurting tomorrow.
I swear though, right after I finish the last slice, I'm gonna rededicate myself to getting out there and rolling up some miles.
Promise!
No really!
I need to get back some of my Oomph!
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