Wednesday, July 6, 2011

EXTRA!


The Flat Tire Staff

HONOLULU - The Center for Disease Control today issued a statewide warning for Fail.
Symptoms of Fail have been reported and one case of full blown Fail was observed and isolated.
"We thought we had Fail eradicated," a CDC spokesperson said. "Apparently the Fail is very resilient and still lingers within the population."

1 comment:

Steve A said...

I think you've been reading too much about bad locking, though catching a double fail is much less common. At least they used u locks so the clever thief would have to undergo the strain of lifting rather than the simplicity of cable cutters.